does anyone else remember , putting a mattress in the stairs, and using it as a slide? cause Im going to do it again, after 10 years lol. 

(Source: dennisdagger)


satan-666-satan:

what did I do today?

1.did a drag show

2. got all my money from the past 2 months from drag shows put into notes, and added up made me : 

£360!

of which 100 went to the person that gave birth to me, and 100 went to a phone bill 

!

(sorry I look busted in the second pic, I just came out of drag and was heated) 

n00neleft:

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

This saddens me greatly

lonelywhiteasian:

i did thing and now i regret thing

laytons-ass:

GRILS…HAVE LEG HAIR??? AND DOWNSTAINRS HAIR LIKE GIYS DO?………NO. WOMEMN BORN WITOUT HAIR, HAIRLESS. LIK ECAT….MEN NO HAVE TO SHAEV BUT YES FOR LADYS.

(Source: laytonsass)

gamsee:

my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad

  • Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
  • God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3

ipraiserock:

lozziepants:

HAHAHA!! XD

this is perfect!

(Source: colorful-neverland)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

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