does anyone else remember , putting a mattress in the stairs, and using it as a slide? cause Im going to do it again, after 10 years lol.
(Source: dennisdagger)
what did I do today?
1.did a drag show
2. got all my money from the past 2 months from drag shows put into notes, and added up made me :
£360!
of which 100 went to the person that gave birth to me, and 100 went to a phone bill
!
(sorry I look busted in the second pic, I just came out of drag and was heated)
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
This saddens me greatly
i did thing and now i regret thing
GRILS…HAVE LEG HAIR??? AND DOWNSTAINRS HAIR LIKE GIYS DO?………NO. WOMEMN BORN WITOUT HAIR, HAIRLESS. LIK ECAT….MEN NO HAVE TO SHAEV BUT YES FOR LADYS.
(Source: laytonsass)
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
